nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

adrianestpierre:

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

(Source: thomasfinchmackee)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(Source: aspectives)

Charlie never stood out. Until he found friends that let him in.

(Source: imodair)